automatically:

walking a drunk friend like

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nitrogen:

(18+)

nitrogen:

(18+)

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.

I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

thatchick-withcurlyhair:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

I need a super polite way of saying “if you come see me tonight there’s a 99% chance you’re going to get laid”

I wish to acquaint myself with your virility for the night ahead. This, however, is only guaranteed by your immediate arrival to my residence.

ronxswanson:

emotionlessx:

bl-ossomed:









i couldn’t not reblog this

Fuck

where are the girls that actually want this,
like I GOT YOU. 
i got us.
fuck.

Crying

FUCK

whoa.

And why does the right girl never want this? Eh

please

what girl doesn’t want this


Wish she wanted this.

want this.

ronxswanson:

emotionlessx:

bl-ossomed:

i couldn’t not reblog this

Fuck

where are the girls that actually want this,

like I GOT YOU. 

i got us.

fuck.

Crying

FUCK

whoa.

And why does the right girl never want this? Eh

please

what girl doesn’t want this

Wish she wanted this.

want this.

I just want to touch you finally,.

I just want to touch you finally,.

havsglimt:

It’s never been enough to notice how I am right. 

havsglimt:

It’s never been enough to notice how I am right. 

i-want-abs:

equaliteaandcrumpets:

persephoneholly:

Ahahaha. Here you go:


See how there’s no overlap? 

^ YES. And in case that didn’t get through to OP, I added my own edits:


buuuuurn

YASSSSSS!!!!!! 👐

i-want-abs:

equaliteaandcrumpets:

persephoneholly:

Ahahaha. Here you go:

See how there’s no overlap? 

^ YES. And in case that didn’t get through to OP, I added my own edits:

image

buuuuurn

YASSSSSS!!!!!! 👐

  • hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven
    person:
  • are you implying that i am satan
    me:
  • no, i--
    person:
  • because you're right i am
    me: